Trip Home

A is for Adam, and both of his spawn
B is for Best Buy, where my money has gone

C is for Christmas, late in arriving
D's for Denise, who did all the driving

E is for Evansville, puking with glee, 'cause
F is for food poisoning, see letter E

G's for the good times our families have shown
H is for hotels, and time spent alone

I is for idle, which happened in spots
J is for Jason, who gave us free shots

K's for kalimba, Google at will
L is for lamb, which made us all ill

M is for Meemaw, 96-year-old teen
N is for Nabe, and sushi cuisine

O is for opening, presents and beer
P is for parents, the reason we're here

Q for something which starts with a Q
R is for Ren, and Denise's new 'do

S is for Stoli, on which Aaron thrives
T is for Tivos, cleared with both wives

U is for uncles chasing nephews about
V is for hand-me-down Vaios, no doubt

W's Wes, chef nonpareil
X is XM, played loud as hell

Y is for you, friends and family I know
Z is for Zzz, where I should now go

Yeah, I could kick Shakespeare's powdered ass.