Grass Sucks
Well, it didn't rain like I hoped for, so I broke down and mowed most of the yard anyway, until it got too dark. I have some vine-like groundcovering weed in the backyard which is fucking vicious. It can't really do anything to stop me from mowing over it, so it retaliates by putting some sort of oil or something into the air which stings the hell out of my eyes. I quit mowing an hour ago, and have taken a shower, and they still sting. Bastard vine. Paving the yard gets more and more tempting.
I was talking to a friend (who shall remain nameless until requesting otherwise) who is a developer for an online game, and not necessarily the one you might think if you know me, and I remarked to him that the system I was looking at seemed like a really good opportunity for griefers to take advantage of a situation to steal other players' stuff. He provided me with the following insight: "Yeah. But that was written back in the day where all players were honorable RPers and not Nintendo generation lunatics whose sole purpose is to cause as much chaos as possible while skirting just under policy radar and giving everyone involved the equivalent of road rage in an online gaming community."
Made me stop and think about Gabe's theory for a minute. Then I fixed the system, yeah, so don't bother lookin' for it.
Now I am going to meander off to try and get some CAT-5 cable, and basically just go shopping for stuff I don't need. I'll bring you a toy if you're good.
Currently listening to: "Your Mother Lied", Amazing Transparent Man
I was talking to a friend (who shall remain nameless until requesting otherwise) who is a developer for an online game, and not necessarily the one you might think if you know me, and I remarked to him that the system I was looking at seemed like a really good opportunity for griefers to take advantage of a situation to steal other players' stuff. He provided me with the following insight: "Yeah. But that was written back in the day where all players were honorable RPers and not Nintendo generation lunatics whose sole purpose is to cause as much chaos as possible while skirting just under policy radar and giving everyone involved the equivalent of road rage in an online gaming community."
Made me stop and think about Gabe's theory for a minute. Then I fixed the system, yeah, so don't bother lookin' for it.
Now I am going to meander off to try and get some CAT-5 cable, and basically just go shopping for stuff I don't need. I'll bring you a toy if you're good.
Currently listening to: "Your Mother Lied", Amazing Transparent Man
2 Comments:
re: Gabe's theory... What does that say about the rest of us who are fuckwads regardless of anonymity and audience?
~Jon (Ratboy)
I think we can break this down mathematically:
1.) Normal Person + Anonymity + Audience = Total Fuckwad
Thus:
2.) Normal Person = Total Fuckwad - Anonymity - Audience
Now, according to you:
3.) Jon +/- Anonymity +/- Audience = Total Fuckwad
Therefore, you are a Normal Person, as indicated by step 1 above.
4.) Jon = Normal Person
However, since we've already established that the conditions of Anonymity and Audience have no bearing on your consistent status of Total Fuckwad, you are obviously a Total Fuckwad as well. It therefore follows that Normal Person = Total Fuckwad, and you have singlehandedly solved the world's population problem. Get rid of all the Normal Persons!
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