Inexplicable

For the life of me, I just don't get why half of the free world seems to be obsessed with Lindsey Lohan. She's not unattractive, exactly...she's just not nearly attractive enough to warrant all the attention she seems to be getting.

For my money, Shirley Manson or Famke Janssen are leagues above her, for pure hotness. Never you mind that they rhyme, which I myself have just discovered.