It Can Always Be Worse

Very handy of my good friend to remind me not to take things for granted.

Me: I'm hungry, and I want to drink.
Her: I'm in a dry county so even if I wanted a drink I'd be shit out of luck.
Her: Oh and the nearest place to eat is like 40 minutes.
Me: ...
Her: So enjoy your "modern conveniences"
Me: You mean "40 minutes spent dragging oneself with one's lips", right?
Her: and by modern conveniences I mean liquor stores and restaurants.
Me: If I had no arms and no legs, I could still, quite literally, get to a bar with good cheeseburgers inside of, I dunno, maybe 10 minutes.
Her: lol Oh no dearie, I mean by car travelling 70 miles per hour.
Me: Where you live sucks.